Genny's Journal

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Thursday, May 20, 2004

My owner went outside to cut the grass again tonight, I am a little aggravated that he did not take me outside when I meowed at him. Humans are so obtuse.

There is no truth to the rumor that I fell off the windowsill yesterday. It was just an internet rumor. I never fall off anything. I am the epitome of grace ... Hey, I mean it! :)

And while we are on the subject of rumors, I did not jump onto the butcher block and eat that Basil plant. It did not taste good enough for me to eat. ;)

I do not think that Cheeseman is fat. Why did they put him on a diet? Stoopid humans they should have given him more TLC.

Psycho Kitty has been nice to me lately, I must be wearing her down with my charm and personality. I am sooooooo adorable. :)

Wednesday, May 05, 2004

Meow, my owner called me a "leftist, give peace a chance, Kumbaya singin' liberal" after he read my post on using boxes to solve the worlds' problems. Seems to me that humans spend far too much time shooting each other and worse to criticize us felines for being *gasp* nice to each other. I do not even let Psycho-cat get me riled up when she swats at me, which is often enough. She is just playing. Humans are weird for trying so hard to wipe each other out for silly relegious or national reasons. Maybe you all should just find a piece of string and play for a bit.. HA! That'll be the day.

meow! time to go glare at my owner for calling me names...